Your awful ex can now *almost literally* be full of rubbish, by having a bin truck named in their honour with the help of a British waste company.
Divert.co.uk are offering a free opportunity to treat your least favourite person – just in time for this Valentine’s Day.
Company spokesman Mark Hall explains:
“We have plenty of trucks in need of a good name and we thought, why not give people the chance to put their trashy ex behind them once and for all? It couldn’t be any easier to arrange either, all you have to do is click on the link, fill out the form, and hey presto you’ve whacked their name on a bin lorry.”
The idea behind it is that doing something crazy can aid the process of moving on from a terrible relationship. The company describes its bin truck name idea as the ‘ultimate way to vent your break-up blues’, in lieu of more traditional get backs such as throwing away your ex’s things.
Mark Hall added:
“We’ve all trash talked about an ex before. So imagine the pleasure you’ll get by seeing their name on the side of a bin lorry full of rubbish. What better way is there to let that trashy ex go than by waving their namesake truck off into the sunset and out of your life for good?
“We can even let you know which town we’ve relocated your ‘ex’ to just in case you want to take a picture and send it to them so they get the hint. Alternatively you could just move on and forget about them, but where’s the fun in that?”
If your rubbish ex deserves to have a bin truck named after them, head over to https://www.divert.co.uk/name-a-bin-truck/, and follow the simple instructions.
